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(via waruponheaven)
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I’m so sick of all this asian drama. Really guys? Fucking grow a pair.
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possibly the greatest poem ever written by a first grader →
Persons
People can walk
but not
handsanitizers
Because
handsanitizers
don’t
have
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Potty training gone horribly wrong
(via ohio-is4-lovers)
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TYPE YOUR NAME: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: matthewe
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
